KBs PensNmore
15th October 2020, 01:19 AM
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of their two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space...
Dr. Smith was a psychiatrist & Dr. Jones was a proctologist.
They put up a sign reading: *Dr. Smith & Dr. Jones*Hysterias & Posteriors*
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read *Schizoids & Hemorrhoids*
This was also not acceptable.
They again changed the sign to *Catatonics and High Colonics* - no go.
Next, they tried... *Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives*
- thumbs down again.
Then came.. *Minds and Behinds*
- still no good.
Another attempt resulted in... *Lost Souls & Butt Holes*
-unacceptable again!
So they tried *Analysis & Anal Cysts* - not a chance
*Nuts and Butts* - no way
*Freaks and Cheeks* - still no good
*Loons and Moons* - forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with:
*Dr.Smith & D. Jones* *Specializing in Odds & Ends.*
Everyone loved it!
Dr. Smith was a psychiatrist & Dr. Jones was a proctologist.
They put up a sign reading: *Dr. Smith & Dr. Jones*Hysterias & Posteriors*
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read *Schizoids & Hemorrhoids*
This was also not acceptable.
They again changed the sign to *Catatonics and High Colonics* - no go.
Next, they tried... *Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives*
- thumbs down again.
Then came.. *Minds and Behinds*
- still no good.
Another attempt resulted in... *Lost Souls & Butt Holes*
-unacceptable again!
So they tried *Analysis & Anal Cysts* - not a chance
*Nuts and Butts* - no way
*Freaks and Cheeks* - still no good
*Loons and Moons* - forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with:
*Dr.Smith & D. Jones* *Specializing in Odds & Ends.*
Everyone loved it!