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Old Croc
1st October 2020, 08:09 PM
Eddie McGuire flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play aussie rules and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Collingwood.
He's signed to a one-year contract and the kid joins the team for the pre-season.
Two weeks later the magpies are down by 6 goals to Carlton with only 10 minutes left The coach gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in. The kid is a sensation - kicks 7 goals in 10 minutes and wins the game for the magpies!
The fans are thrilled, the players and coaches are delighted, and the media are in love with the new star.
When the player comes off the ground he phones his mum to tell her about his first day of AFL.
'Hello mum, guess what?' he says. 'I played for 10 minutes today, we were 6 goals down, but I kicked 7 goals and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media...
'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.'
The young Iraqi is very upset. 'What can I say mum, I'm so sorry.'
'Sorry? You're sorry?' says his mum, 'It's your fault we moved to Collingwood in the first place!'
Rgds,
Crocy.

rrich
3rd October 2020, 07:16 AM
I didn't think that Collingwood was that bad. I heard a similar joke but it was NFL and Chicago.

Still hilarious though.

Old Croc
3rd October 2020, 08:52 PM
I didn't think that Collingwood was that bad. I heard a similar joke but it was NFL and Chicago.

Still hilarious though.
No good asking me, don't know where it is, never been there, I just know that they play aerial ping-pong down there.
Rgds,
Crocy.

woodPixel
3rd October 2020, 11:28 PM
Good one. Made me laugh.

doug3030
10th October 2020, 08:38 PM
If you see someone in a Collingwood jersey riding a bicycle, why do you have to be extra careful no to hit them?

Because it's more likely to be your bike than theirs. :rolleyes:

Crunchie
13th October 2020, 12:54 PM
What do you call a Collingwood supporter on a bicycle?
A dope pedler.