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rod1949
18th November 2005, 01:47 PM
It is likely that the AFL competition for 2006 will have to be cancelled.

Under the new Anti Terrorism Laws the Bombers are banned. The new Industrial Relations legislation rules out the Dockers. The Asian flu epidemic is wreaking havoc with the Crows, Eagles, Hawks, Magpies and Swans. Any transfers to the Kangaroos, Cats, Lions, Dogs and Tigers must now be quarantined for at least 12 months. Religious vilification laws mean that no one can legally barrack for the Demons or the Saints. This only leaves the Power and the Blues who no one wants to barrack for anyway.
Wood Borer
18th November 2005, 02:17 PM
Amusing and current.
craigb
18th November 2005, 02:52 PM
Amusing and current.

Funny raisin?
Iain
18th November 2005, 05:24 PM
Hilarious to see them pruned:rolleyes:
Ratbag Oz
18th November 2005, 06:55 PM
ROFLOL, and so is Hubby :D

Ratbag
Grunt
18th November 2005, 08:19 PM
Actually, The Blues didn't show up because they were so depressed.
Ratbag Oz
19th November 2005, 04:05 PM
Oh ha ha *groan*
and let me guess? The Power were actually not allowed to participate due to the occupational health and safety laws relating to risk of electrocution? :p
Iain
19th November 2005, 04:22 PM
Not really true, they are quite static......................:o
Wongo
21st November 2005, 12:47 PM
Great we can keep the cup for one more year.
Ratbag Oz
21st November 2005, 10:36 PM
Yeah, sure you can! :p
bennylaird
22nd November 2005, 07:17 AM
Rather you lot have it than the Lions, or Bombers, or Crows or Carrrrrrllllton lol.
Grunt
22nd November 2005, 09:28 AM
Great we can keep the cup for one more year.
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No, you'll have to wait another 72 years for the next one.