Why marry?

[KBs PensNmore]

WHY MARRY - WITH APOLOGIES TO ALL THE GOOD MEN OUT THERE!

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better
Revenge than to let her keep him.
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A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
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A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
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Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married, and by then, it was too late.'
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to
Every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
Thinking they had no faults at all.
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First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom to understand a man, to Love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods.
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'.
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[AlexS]

Some say that marriage boils down to giving away half your tucker to get the other half cooked.

[KBs PensNmore]

My Father once told me that marriage was like an Institution,
who in there right mind want to spend their life in an institution????