Baz
17th November 2005, 06:00 PM
Probably been on before but what the hell.......
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in
the Holy Land for $150. The man thought about it and told him he would
just have her home.
The undertaker asked: "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only $150." The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was
buried here, and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in
the Holy Land for $150. The man thought about it and told him he would
just have her home.
The undertaker asked: "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only $150." The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was
buried here, and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."