Snails

[Ruddy]

When I was a kid I once tried taking the shell of a snail thinking maybe it would go faster...
Would you believe it became more sluggish?

[rrich]

groan

[verawood]

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

[LanceC]

I told my family the snail joke over afternoon tea yesterday, and it didn't go down as well as I expected. Like rrich's response, I just got groans. :sad1:

[verawood]

I just got groans.

Mission accomplished. :D

[Rodgera]

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