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ozwinner
10th November 2005, 08:35 PM
Ok ppls its my shout.
You can have any drink from Al's virtual bar, Im paying.
So what will it be??

Al :)

Rusty
10th November 2005, 08:41 PM
You know, I viewed, then I exited cos I couldn't make up my mind.:o

Better just make it a pot of Carlton. Thanks, mate. I'll get the next one.;)

Cheers,
Rusty.

Tex B
10th November 2005, 08:42 PM
I'll have a kickback.

Two shots of rum, shot of coconut cream, splash of turps.

martrix
10th November 2005, 08:44 PM
i'll...........ave......anuva white lady pleesh:D

Grunt
10th November 2005, 08:46 PM
My liver is fricked. I'll have a coke. :(

Zed
10th November 2005, 08:53 PM
i'll have a long black coffee with a side of hot milk please and some chocolate.

additionally I'll have a bottle (or 7) of Paulaner Weiss bier. Danke.

Cliff Rogers
10th November 2005, 08:58 PM
One Burbon... one Scotch... one Beer....

John Lee Hooker.


http://www.lion-nathan.com.au/our+brands/beer/australia/full+strength/t_old_bottle.jpg

Auld Bassoon
10th November 2005, 09:05 PM
As per my days back in the City of London in the late eighties - one pewter mug of "Widow's Poison" aka "Veuve Clicquot"(http://www.veuve-clicquot.com/en/?sAge=1&page=&sPlug=1) :p stylish, n'est ce pas?

Cheers!

PS my moose has got fluff trouble in his balls department :eek:

bitingmidge
10th November 2005, 09:06 PM
I'll have a coke. :(

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
there's SEVEN weightwatcher's points in a can of Coke!!! That's one third of your daily point allowance, unless you walk 200k's or maybe make 46 humourous posts tonight.

I'll have a Perrier thanks Al, (pronounced Perry-ay) that's suave enough for moi!

Cheers,

P
:D

Driver
10th November 2005, 09:14 PM
Thanks, Al. Like Cliff, I'll have a John Lee Hooker (hic!). Three separate glasses please and make the beer a Little Creatures Pale Ale.

Oh and since we're being specific, make the Scotch a large shot of The Antiquary - doesn't matter about the bourbon. (hic! - again).

Grunt
10th November 2005, 09:23 PM
there's SEVEN weightwatcher's points in a can of Coke!!! That's one third of your daily point allowance, unless you walk 200k's or maybe make 46 humourous posts tonight.


How about 20ks on the bike on weekdays and 100ks on the weekend?
Can I have another coke?

Gumby
10th November 2005, 09:32 PM
water please, I'm past the medicinal red stage. Cheese and bickies would be a nice touch. :)

Ausworkshop
10th November 2005, 09:33 PM
PS my moose has got fluff trouble in his balls department :eek:

Sure sure! A man who works in IT like yourself would not be using such an old peice of hardware. I bet you really use an optical mouse dont you?

Still pretty funny tho.

Ok Oz I heard ya, I'll just have VB thanks mate!

DavidG
10th November 2005, 09:36 PM
A nice old port please (25yrs+):D

bitingmidge
10th November 2005, 09:38 PM
How about 20ks on the bike on weekdays and 100ks on the weekend?
Can I have another coke?

Only if your Body Mass Index is lower than your IQ!

P

:D :D

Grunt
10th November 2005, 09:42 PM
BMI of 23.8.

Almost but not quite. I'll have to cycle a bit more. I'm in training for the Great Victorian Bike Ride. 2 and half weeks. Really looking forward to it. :)

Driver
10th November 2005, 09:50 PM
A nice old port please (25yrs+):D

Port Jackson?

Sturdee
10th November 2005, 10:18 PM
Seeing it's a special occasion I'll have a Bacardi and Pepsi diet coke. Hope the diet coke is ok Midge.:D


Peter.

Caliban
10th November 2005, 10:28 PM
Pepsi diet coke
???????????

Just a pint of guiness please Al.

gazaly
10th November 2005, 10:32 PM
A glass of '85 Penfolds Grange my good man, with a nice vintage cheddar :)

Gingermick
10th November 2005, 10:36 PM
make the beer a Little Creatures Pale Ale.

Good choice, get me one while your up :D

Schtoo
11th November 2005, 02:31 AM
Can I, can I, can I???

Anchor Steam or Phoenix beer please.

If not, coffee will do. Milk, 1 sugar.

Blackers
11th November 2005, 12:09 PM
Anything but XXXX thanks bartender.

bennylaird
11th November 2005, 12:14 PM
Seeing the Grange is open I'll try some, cant be that good cos everyone I know doesn't bother to open theirs??

Pat
11th November 2005, 12:30 PM
1 pint Guiness, 1 shot Jamison & 1 shot Makers Mark - Bartender? Bartender? :D

keith53
11th November 2005, 01:11 PM
I'll have a Bush Champagne thanks (glass of cold metho and two teaspoons of sal vital).:D

shrek
11th November 2005, 01:27 PM
Better just make it a pot of Carlton. Thanks, mate. I'll get the next one.;)

Cheers,
Rusty.

I'll have the same. But I want mine in a schooner. None of this pot business :D

Bodgy
11th November 2005, 01:30 PM
I'm assuming its snowing and the board is leaning outside, so a schooner of Lowenbrau and a Jagermeister chaser (a big one) thanks and whilst we're in virtual mode, the snow bunny on my knee will have a Pimms.

If the spelling of the drinks is amiss its cause this are not the first round.

Christopha
11th November 2005, 01:54 PM
5 Cougars please..................

lesmeyer
11th November 2005, 02:27 PM
Seems the virtual barman has done a runner. Anyway, a few Kilkennys for me please.
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ozwinner
11th November 2005, 03:53 PM
A glass of '85 Penfolds Grange my good man, with a nice vintage cheddar :)

I was wondering who would be the first to order a Grange??

Al :D

Termite
11th November 2005, 04:07 PM
I'll have a shot of Tanduay Rum with a San Miguel chaser thanks.

AlexS
11th November 2005, 04:22 PM
Buka Meri & orange tenku boi

Pat
11th November 2005, 08:22 PM
Buka Meri & orange tenku boi

Alex, please excuse my ignorance, but what are they, where from and what do they taste like? I always like to expand my horizons where booze is concerned. http://www.ubeaut.biz/zonked.gif

gazaly
11th November 2005, 10:32 PM
I was wondering who would be the first to order a Grange??

Al :D
Have one on me Al :)

MathewA
11th November 2005, 11:32 PM
Have one on me Al :)

That's sounds good... I'll have one of what everyone else is having in a 5 gallon pale please with a straw

Skew ChiDAMN!!
11th November 2005, 11:36 PM
Mmmm...

A shot of Knockando. Leave the bottle. :)

scooter
12th November 2005, 09:36 PM
I'll have a pot of sars to take the edge off.

Then a few frothy ones to be sociable.

A kahlua & milk would be nice when we settle down the BS & start talking about sharpening & jig ideas.

Dis is makin' me thoisty..........


Cheers...............Sean, old school :)

Wongo
12th November 2005, 10:23 PM
Jasmine tea please.:)

Harry72
13th November 2005, 12:34 AM
Straight up double shot of Bookers Bourbon on tha rocks thanx. http://www.ubeaut.biz/beersmiley.gifhttp://www.ubeaut.biz/aroused.gifhttp://www.ubeaut.biz/zonked.gif


BMI of 23.8. Not bad for an older fellahttp://www.ubeaut.biz/chuckle.gif,
My BMI is hitting 26.8... but my BF is only 13%:eek:!

AlexS
13th November 2005, 08:54 PM
Alex, please excuse my ignorance, but what are they, where from and what do they taste like? I always like to expand my horizons where booze is concerned. http://www.ubeaut.biz/zonked.gif
Rum Negrita & Orange juice, Pat.

In PNG, Rum Negrita is commonly called Buka Meri because of the picture of the black-skinned lady on the label. Buka is a place in Bougainville, and the Bougainvilleans have reputedly the blackest skin of any people in the world. Meri is Pidgin for woman, tenku is Pigin for thank you, and boi is pidgin for local man. Meri & boi are now considered by some to be derogatory.

It was a popular drink in PNG, because you could have a long refreshing drink of orange juice, with a fair slog of BM to repel the mosquitos and prevent malaria.

Auld Bassoon
13th November 2005, 08:59 PM
50:50 eh Alex? http://www.ubeaut.biz/dizzy.gif

Cheers indeed!

Bodgy
13th November 2005, 09:58 PM
Jasmine tea please.:)

Milk and sugar???

RufflyRustic
14th November 2005, 09:55 AM
Vodka and a citrus mixer thanks.

What did you say? Check the time? Oh sorry, the sun's not over the yardarm yet, better make that Coffee - preferably intravenously!

cheers
RufflyRustic

Ratbag Oz
14th November 2005, 10:30 AM
Bundy and coke, gotta be ;)

I can't beleive no-one else has had the same request:confused: .........
:p

Ratbag

RufflyRustic
14th November 2005, 11:25 AM
My HWMNBO will join you! :D

cheers
RufflyRustic