The 2005/06 Windies Cricket Thread

[bitingmidge]

So, there I was on the first day of the first test, at the Gabba (as is my want), when conversation turned to the rather large number of blonde girly-boys in the team.

No, not the Windies team, they've only got one, and he hasn't had a run-on yet.

In particular, one Shane Watson, picked we thought because he could well be the "new" Shane after the old one dies. Among our number, we could name 12 members of the Queensland Sheffield Shield (;) ) team, who should have been picked in front of him, and as if to prove a point gives up after one test, after falling over on his NON BOWLING arm.

Now I've got this pommy bloke coming to stay shortly, and he's expecting to see a vanquished team, one with no heart, no talent, no prospects, and all I can say is that if we keep filling it with blonde-boys, he may be right.

At least Andy's got a gurnsey for the next one!

Cheers,

P
:D

[Gumby]

Andy should never play for Australia again!

Attitude is a problem and bad for the team. leave him out. Put in Hodge. :p

[Zed]

whats this cricket thing you keep talking about ? didnt I already express my opinion on this when JOW (pommie) started rodgering you crotch rubbers ?

[Zed]

Andy should never play for Australia again!



Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy never rubbed his balls again...

is that the one your talking about ?

[Gumby]

Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy never rubbed his balls again...

is that the one your talking about ?

Andy waited 'til his billy boiled,

[craigb]

Andy waited 'til his bollocks boiled,

The Kat(itch) is on his last chance.

Clarke has probably got two tests before he is axed too.

[Gumby]

The Kat(itch) is on his last chance.

Clarke has probably got two tests before he is axed too.

The Kat has gone, you'll have to watch the news more often. ;)

[martrix]

It is P#$$!&g me off that Mcgill still hasn't played! What the Firetruck does he have to do, to get a game. He is an awesome bowler and always takes wickets with a good average, get him in there NOW:mad: (and I'm a Victorian:confused::eek: ) stupid...stupid selectors... oh, and yeah, please dont bring back nancy boy Watson.

[Gumby]

It is P#$$!&g me off that Mcgill still hasn't played! What the Firetruck does he have to do, to get a game.

He bowls 3 crap balls an over and is a prick. Other than that, I can't see any reason not to include him. :rolleyes:

[martrix]

He bowls 3 crap balls an over and is a prick. Other than that, I can't see any reason not to include him. :rolleyes:

I think some where along the line he has of a selector or two, and they now have a vendetta against him, bit like the Dean Jones(the excitement machine) days, remember that?

[Gumby]

bit like the Dean Jones(the excitement machine) days, remember that?

And his mouth was too bloody big as well.

These days, you have to play for NSW or QLD to get a run.

[bitingmidge]

I think Andy was picked 'cos he is soooo intimidating to the Windies chaps.

I mean, if a white fella dressed up as a Golliwog it'd be called offensive, but when a Jamaican Pommy Queenslander does it, it's called "don't mind him he spends a lot of time in the hot sun".

Is them whart lips and fuzzy wuzzy hayer cooooool or what??

P (any mate of Mat Hayden's is good enough for me)
:D :D :D

[Grunt]

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These days, you have to play for NSW or QLD to get a run.

Victoria just needs to produce some good cricketers.

[bitingmidge]

These days, you have to play for NSW or QLD to get a run.
Unless you sleep with selectors wives,
and the scorers wives,
and the team busdriver's girlfriend,
and the girls who sell the tickets at the gate,
and the mothers of the kids playing kanga cricket during lunch,
and the other teams fanclub
and.......

let's face it, there's only room for one Victorian on the team!

Cheers,

P

:D :D :D

[DanP]

We only need one. He's good enough to carry the rest.

[fxst]

You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
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Oh poop Im me dad :o ...did that this arvo.....can it be recanted if I throw the stick in a fire or the bin??:confused:
Pete

[boban]

We only need one. He's good enough to carry the rest.

Spot on Dan, he screws more than the whole team combined.

[DanP]

He's single, he can do whatever he likes.

FXST, only if you burn it with the appropriate ritual.

[Gumby]

Oh dear, West indies are 8/131 on the first day. I think they should have kept the Uruguayans here and we could have played them instead. These guys are useless.

[craigb]

Oh dear, West indies are 8/131 on the first day. I think they should have kept the Uruguayans here and we could have played them instead. These guys are useless.

Sad but true.

How far the mighty have fallen eh?

[bitingmidge]

What is it with you blokes??

I'd say it's another mighty effort, Stuey and Andy.... what a team!!

Stu gets 5 wickets every test he plays in, then they drop him, and Andy barely has a run scored off him, frustrating the dickens out of them.....

That blonde Victorian bloke didn't do much, maybe he should be dropped.

P
;)

[Gumby]

What is it with you blokes??

I'd say it's another mighty effort, Stuey and Andy.... what a team!!

Stu gets 5 wickets every test he plays in, then they drop him, and Andy barely has a run scored off him, frustrating the dickens out of them.....

That blonde Victorian bloke didn't do much, maybe he should be dropped.

P
;)

Oh ye of little knowledge :D

Stu gets 5 against club grade cricketers and pasted over the fence against world class batsmen. Warney has more wickets, and women, than any crickter of any era (inc Keith Miller) so that's good enough for me. Plus he's a Vic. :D ;)

[Gumby]

just bringing this one back up so i can say....

told ya so :D :D :D They is useless mon.

[bitingmidge]

And as for Hayden, well for the fourth test in a row, he's failed to go on and get the big ton. Dunno what a big ton is, but he's got a few critics who reckon 100 isn't good enough!

Pity they don't drop him, Queensland could do with a hand!

P
:D :D