woodhutt
13th May 2020, 02:36 PM
My girlfriend says I'm scared of commitment. Actually, I really should start referring to her as my wife...
I was puzzling over why Frisbees appear larger the closer they get. Then it hit me...
Size really does matter. I didn't think so and then all my wallpaper fell down.
So what if I can't spell Armigeddon. It's not the end of the world...
Me? Lazy? Just don't get me started...
I was puzzling over why Frisbees appear larger the closer they get. Then it hit me...
Size really does matter. I didn't think so and then all my wallpaper fell down.
So what if I can't spell Armigeddon. It's not the end of the world...
Me? Lazy? Just don't get me started...