The Difference

[Baz]

What is the difference between a 'Commissioned Officer' and a 'Warrant Officer'?

When you 'commission' a product, you hope it works.

When you 'warrant' a product, you guarantee it!

[Iain]

Only a Non Com poop would come up with that!!

[Baz]

Thought you would like that one Iain. :D
Cheers
Barry

[AlexS]

An RSM mate (I know, you didn't think they had any) once told me that his job description included telling lieutenents, counselling captains, advising majors and discussing the issues with colonels.