Baz's Farmer back !

[dean4]

A Farmer in Queensland had owned a large property for several years.

<TT>He had a dam in the next paddock, fixed up nice - picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some mango and avocado trees. The dam was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
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<TT>One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam, as he hadn't beenthere for a while, to look it over.


He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
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<TT>As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end.
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<TT>One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
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<TT>The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.
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<TT>Holding the bucket up he said,</TT>
<TT> "I'm here to feed the crocodile."
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<TT>Moral: Old men might walk slow, but they can still think fast.
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