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KBs PensNmore
17th November 2019, 10:50 PM
I was just wondering, does anyone else get road rage from pushing a cart through bunnings or is it me??

Men say that women should come with instructions...............
What's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions.

Husbands are the best people to share secrets with. They'll never tell anyone, because they aren't even listening!!!!

I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than other people.

EXERCISE, I thought you said "Extra fries"

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out???

Instead of cleaning house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders and think WOW my house looks clean!!!

The Officer said "You drinking?" I said, "You buying?" We just laughed and laughed, I now need bail money.

To all those people that make me laugh and smile: I couldn't live without you.

Kryn

Chesand
18th November 2019, 06:33 AM
I'm not short, I just have an economy of height.

rrich
18th November 2019, 08:26 AM
I'm not short, I just have an economy of height.

Under tall???

Handyjack
19th November 2019, 09:43 PM
Those whose heads are below mine are vertically challenged.

Many companies do not employ tall staff. That way they are short staffed. :D