Mother me.

[Allan at Wallan]

When I was in my teens I went out with a girl and
asked her to "mother" me.

Imagine my surprise when she spat on her handkerchief
and wiped behind my ears with it.

[KBs PensNmore]

Sounds a bit like the one I went to meet on a blind date.
I was told she was expecting a baby.
I felt like a right proper twit going to the resturaunt wearing a nappy!!!!

[KBs PensNmore]

Sorry no pictures, it was embarasing enough the first time!!!!
I could tell you the one about a mother b****t feeding her son, the person on stage requested that she stop feeding the son.
Not that he objected at the sight, what he did object too was that the son was 22YO.
Kryn