Shed Time

[KBs PensNmore]

SWMBO was complaining about my work hours and the amount of time I spend in the shed.
Given an ultimatum of leaving, or the hours at work and shed time, she said "It's me or the other?"
I replied "Do you want a hand to pack???"
I should be out of hospital tomorrow!!!!

[Boringgeoff]

That reminds me of the time my mates missus came home and said "I've won lotto so pack your bags" old mate says "Yee har where're we going?" she says "I don't care, just get out!"

[Rodgera]

Gee another boomerang, but still get a chuckle