Cows

[trackerm8]

What do you call a cow with three legs ?

Lean beef :)

[Chief Tiff]

That was terrible. Udderly terrible.

[trackerm8]

What do you call a cow with no legs ??


Ground beef.

[Chief Tiff]

I made the misteak of replying to the first post, burger me if I haven’t done it again!

[Handyjack]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Does not matter. They are not going to come to you.

[KBs PensNmore]

Ferdinand the Bull was in one paddock, while a mob of Heifers were in the next paddock.
Ferdinand jumps the fence and is amongst the heifers, when one of them say "I hear you're Ferdinand the Bull?"
To which he replies, "There's no bull about it, that fence is higher than I thought!!"

[rwbuild]

Talk about the horns of a dilemma......

[Cliff Rogers]

What did the farmer say when he saw his cow on the roof?

[Cliff Rogers]

Two cows are standing in a paddock & one says "Moooooo."
The other one says "Fjook, I was gunna say that."

[Crunchie]

Come on forum members; I'm sure you will milk this one for what its worth.

[Carry Pine]

They have already taken the cream of the comebacks!

[trackerm8]

Maybe if we leave it long enough it will turn to yogurt :)

[Cliff Rogers]

What did the farmer say when he saw his cow on the roof?

"Get down from there."

[Rodgera]

Where do you find a dog with no legs?


Right where you left it!

[poundy]

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

no idea

what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

still no idea

[Huon pine fan]

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

no idea

what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

still no idea

Oh dear

[doug3030]

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't - you get it from a duck

[Cliff Rogers]

That was plucking awful. :D

[rrich]

You don't - you get it from a duck

Actually a goose.

[rustynail]

Eider duck. Goose down is second rate crap.

[AlexS]

Eider way, it's downright wrong.

[ian]

Eider way, it's downright wrong.
only if forcibly removed

[Cliff Rogers]

DOWNright.

[rwbuild]

There's some plucking good replies here

[Crunchie]

There's some plucking good replies here
Yes, I'm really quacking up over them.

[trackerm8]

What do you call cow with four legs?


Lucky :)

[Allan at Wallan]

What would you call a cow with mixed feelings on it's gender?

A cow boy.

[KBs PensNmore]

That's udderly disgraceful

[rrich]

What do you call cow with four legs?


Lucky :)

Cow

[ian]

no bull

[rwbuild]

Im for heifer trying to think of an answer to these../.

[KBs PensNmore]

That's Luvabull if you're adorabull

[rwbuild]

Why did the cowhide?

[KBs PensNmore]

Because it was naughty and was going to get its hide tanned!!!

[rwbuild]

Well that would have been the horns of a dilemma and I suppose you are milking this thread for all it's worth

[KBs PensNmore]

Yep, I've done my share of milking them, 150 of them in fact!!!

[rwbuild]

Now I've herd everything

[A Duke]

The whole thread seems like the poo of the male moo to me.

[Allan at Wallan]

I worked for a farmer who had a cow named Effie.
He called it Strawberry for short.

[KBs PensNmore]

This could go on for heifer and heifer.