What've I missed? [Archive]

craigb

28th October 2005, 11:22 AM

I'm just back from 12 days holidays and I reckon that there must be at least a couple of hundred new threads since the last time I was on.

I don't have the time to read them all so what have I missed?

I'm thinking dummy spits, flame wars, funny posts, that sort of thing ;) :D

Oh and any interesting woodwork threads of course too.

Any help gratefully accepted.

Craig

(For sure somebody will say "do a search" :rolleyes: )

:D

Wongo

28th October 2005, 11:30 AM

nothing (http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/showthread.php?t=21776)

silentC

28th October 2005, 11:34 AM

Nah, we're all behaving ourselves while 's away.

No tennis, either....

Gumby

28th October 2005, 11:38 AM

I'm thinking dummy spits, flame wars,

As hard as we've tried, we haven't been able to coax a dummy from anybody. We are close with one but the dummy is still in the cot at the moment.

You haven't missed a thing. ;)

Cliff Rogers

28th October 2005, 12:11 PM

Your birthday.

Zed

28th October 2005, 01:09 PM

F.a.

bitingmidge

28th October 2005, 04:41 PM

I've just got back from three days away (working at 1770 again :D :D ) and have 13 pages and 184 threads of activity! :eek:

There was a time not so long ago, when that was a month!

I suspect that after two weeks the tally would be similar, so I'm taking everyone's advice and not bothering! (I'm going away for the weekend to recover from my arduous week.) Funny thing about that is that we are staying less than 20k's from home.

Maybe we should start a thread about the closest holiday spot to our homes??

Cheers,

P

silentC

28th October 2005, 04:52 PM

My bosses reckon my life is a holiday.

Don't know about that, but how about a party in your pants?:

http://www.crankyeditor.com/Portfolio/Marketing/Hands-Free,%20Sound-Activated%20Party%20in%20Your%20Pants.htm

It's like a mate of mine who would hand out his business card with his mobile number to girls and, shoving his phone down his pants, say "call me any time".

RufflyRustic

28th October 2005, 05:17 PM

eeewwwwwwwwuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! Glad i never ran across him in my clubbing days :eek:

Cheers
RufflyRustic

silentC

28th October 2005, 05:24 PM

Funny thing, they never seemed to call... ;)

While we're on the subject, I once met a girl at a party who gave me her phone number on the back of an ATM slip. She had $6,500 in the bank. Do you think I called her the next day?

Bodgy

28th October 2005, 05:42 PM

While we're on the subject, I once met a girl at a party who gave me her phone number on the back of an ATM slip. She had $6,500 in the bank. Do you think I called her the next day?

I'm sure you didn't Silent. As a founding SNAG you were solely interested in her personality, mind and whit, completely indifferent to appearance, breast size, hair colour, legs, buttocks and material wealth.

As am I.

silentC

28th October 2005, 05:45 PM

You're right. I waited three days (didn't want to seem too keen). Got to spend a lot of it too, personality, mind and wit not withstanding. :D

Iain

28th October 2005, 07:37 PM

F.a.
What, the Pommy Football was on?????

Driver

28th October 2005, 09:42 PM

It's like a mate of mine who would hand out his business card with his mobile number to girls and, shoving his phone down his pants, say "call me any time".

Mate! I'll bet that was a hugely successful chat-up line! :rolleyes: :p What was your mate's name, Pepe Le Pew?

craigb

28th October 2005, 10:04 PM

It's like a mate of mine who would hand out his business card with his mobile number to girls and, shoving his phone down his pants, say "call me any time".

So I'm assuming he had his phone set to vibrate then ? :eek: :D :D :D

AlexS

29th October 2005, 10:47 PM

It's like a mate of mine who would hand out his business card with his mobile number to girls and, shoving his phone down his pants, say "call me any time".
Was his name Shane?