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KBs PensNmore
8th July 2019, 09:15 PM
Husband's call: "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by
a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital.
They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays.
The blow to my head was severe, fortunately it did not cause any serious internal
injury. However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the
left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."


Wife's Response: "Who is Paula?"


And if you find that hard to believe, you've never been married.

rrich
9th July 2019, 10:08 AM
"Wife's Response: "Who is Paula?""

Exactly.

rrich
9th July 2019, 04:51 PM
The next response would be: "Is the dog with you? I can't find him anywhere."

damian
10th July 2019, 03:10 PM
An oldie but a goodie...

rrich
30th August 2019, 12:28 PM
While looking through the latest (September) Costco Connection I found this:

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