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KBs PensNmore
31st May 2019, 01:23 AM
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and never came home!

Sheriff: Height?

Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sheriff: Weight?

Husband: Don't know Not slim, not really fat.

Sheriff: Color of eyes ?

Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sheriff: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

Sheriff: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts, I don't know exactly.

Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

Sheriff: What kind of truck was it?

Husband; A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Boxbar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning.
It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.

At this point the husband started choking up.

Sheriff: Take it easy sir we'll find your truck.

Oldgreybeard
31st May 2019, 10:09 AM
Crickey Kryan, that was old when I was a boy!!

poundy
31st May 2019, 10:28 AM
Crickey Kryan, that was old when I was a boy!!
couldn't have been - unless you're only just trickled past "boy" status? I would have thought that 2016 Rams weren't mainstream until late 2015 at the earliest ? :D

KBs PensNmore
1st June 2019, 12:50 AM
Crickey Kryan, that was old when I was a boy!!

Was that when the Model T came out??
If so mine was the updated Version.:D
Kryn

Oldgreybeard
1st June 2019, 09:49 AM
Obviously the date was change to bring the joke up to date:probably it was originally a 1936 truck

poundy
1st June 2019, 10:21 AM
or a horse :)

damian
1st June 2019, 11:49 AM
or a 4th dynasty Egyptian barge....

Tonyz
1st June 2019, 02:48 PM
saw this one 5 minutes before reading this, Excuse the language I just copied it.