Wife to drunk Husband

[KBs PensNmore]

Wife to Drunk Husband, "From now on, if your lips touch liquor, you will never touch mine!!!"

Husband "AWWWWWWWWWW"

Wife, "Now what are you thinking??"

Husband, "Deciding.............."

Wife "Deciding on what?????"

Husband, "18 year old Scotch or 50 year old Lips!!!!!!!"

[AlexS]

How about 18 y.o.lips and 50 y.o. Scotch?

[rustynail]

At 72 you would be punching well outside your weight.

[Crunchie]

At 72 you would be punching well outside your weight.
I don't know - What is wrong with only being 22 years older than your scotch?

[AlexS]

As the saying goes...'Catch 'em young and teach 'em tricks.'