The Snake!

[Driver]

A bloke is being interviewed by an insurance agent for a new insurance policy:-

"Ever have an accident?"

"No mate, never."

"None? You've never had any accidents?"

"Nah. Not one. Never."

"That's hard to believe. You’ve never had anything bad happen to you?"

"Well … coupla years ago a tiger snake bit me on the old fella."

"A tiger snake bit you on your penis and you don’t consider that an accident!!?"

"**** no! That wasn’t an accident. The bastard bit me on purpose."

[AlexS]

So who sucked the venom out?

[Driver]

That's another story entirely!

.....and the best medical advice from the Flying Doctor, according to the victim's mate, was....?

[PhilMcCrackin]

...................ur going to die!

[Driver]

...................ur going to die!


Correct, well done! Go to the top of the class and give out the pencils.

Er ..... about your name, Phil. Bit of a worry. You wouldn't have a mate called Ben Doon, would you? :eek: :eek: :eek: