Travel Advice

[doublejay]

A conversation in an Irish pub.

Drinker: "Barman, can you tell me the the quickest way to Dublin?"

Barman: "Are you walking or driving?"

Drinker: "I'm driving."

Barman: "That'd be the quickest."

[Daddles]

Flamin' Irish. Apparently, when there's a petrol shortage, they all drive faster so they get to where they are going before the petrol runs out :D

Richard

[popawisky]

What's wrong with the Irish?????????
I mean, who else would put an ejector seat in a helicopter??????

[Iain]

Tears rolling down cheeks, what more can I say :D :D :D