Everlasting Life

[KBs PensNmore]

I met a magical fairy yesterday, who said she would grant me one wish.

"I wish to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Parliament is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests !!"

"You crafty bugger," replied the fairy.

[Simplicity]

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[Chesand]

Sorry, clicked wrong bit. We don't need any pictures - see enough of them in the papers and on TV.

[KBs PensNmore]

What paper do you read and what channel, that shows pictures of honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests???
Kryn

[A Duke]

What paper do you read and what channel, that shows pictures of honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests???
Kryn
The Cloud Cuckoo-land Dream-time Gazette
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[rrich]

It doesn't matter the time zone difference, nor the hemisphere, nor the government the phrase
"honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests"
rings the same.

Also known as an oxymoron