Bluegum
13th October 2005, 03:01 PM
BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH...
>
> A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders
a
> drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
>
> He gets up,staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest,
> meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house
> today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine
> looking woman!"
>
> The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused,
> because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
>
> The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your
> grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
>
> The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
still
> says nothing.
>
> The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you
> something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
>
> At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
> looks him square in the eyes and says...................
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk."
>
> A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders
a
> drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
>
> He gets up,staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest,
> meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house
> today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine
> looking woman!"
>
> The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused,
> because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
>
> The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your
> grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
>
> The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
still
> says nothing.
>
> The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you
> something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
>
> At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
> looks him square in the eyes and says...................
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk."