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rrich
16th October 2018, 04:54 PM
What do you call the irrelevant elephant In the room?







Irrelephant

rrich
16th October 2018, 04:54 PM
Yeah,
Bad I know but after a few Jameson I had to put it in the thread.

Wongo
16th October 2018, 05:03 PM
You reckon it is bad?

I think it is badder than bad.

arose62
16th October 2018, 06:50 PM
tusk, tusk... (shakes head)

Uncle Al
16th October 2018, 07:35 PM
Oh great benevolent dictator, can we please get a groan button?

Alan...

doug3030
16th October 2018, 08:03 PM
Yeah,
Bad I know but after a few Jameson I had to put it in the thread.

By "a few Jamesons" you mean a few bottles, I hope :rolleyes:

A Duke
16th October 2018, 08:22 PM
That must have been a trunk call from the US of A.

rrich
17th October 2018, 02:54 PM
By "a few Jamesons" you mean a few bottles, I hope :rolleyes:

Actually with the crushed ice the glass will hold about 5 ounces. Yeah I had two over about 3 hours. :)
And I was very happy.

KBs PensNmore
18th October 2018, 12:52 AM
That's disgusting, watering down perfectly good alcohol.:doh:
Kryn

Chief Tiff
18th October 2018, 07:12 AM
That's disgusting, watering down perfectly good alcohol.:doh:
Kryn

Jamesons?

That’s disgusting, adulterating perfectly good water. :D

rrich
18th October 2018, 12:39 PM
OK Mates. . . .

I used to be a Scotch drinker. None of it was a real 'Wow that is good'. In February one year I had to fly beck to the Washington DC (Ya know, the center of the universe) area. Due to the meeting schedule, airline schedules and saving money by staying over a Saturday night, I flew on Friday. A friend volunteered me to help winterize his sail boat on the Chesapeake Bay.

The first problem that we attacked was the liquor cabinet. He did not have any Scotch so he suggested Jameson. What we did after the liquor cabinet I don't remember. We did decide to sleep aboard rather than drive back to Northern Virginia. LOL! I have been drinking Jameson ever since.

Wongo
18th October 2018, 01:25 PM
That is Irrelephant

KBs PensNmore
18th October 2018, 11:25 PM
When my Brother passed away, he asked if I'd pour a bottle of Glen Fiditch over his coffin, I asked "Do you mind if I filter it through my kidneys first?":D

Wongo
19th October 2018, 08:56 AM
Before he passed away I hope :D

KBs PensNmore
19th October 2018, 08:24 PM
Actually he was cremated, took them 3 days to get the fire under control.

damian
19th October 2018, 09:54 PM
I used to be a purist drinking my single malts, but having read the claims that adding water gradually unlocks a range of flavours I have become more open minded.

Working through a bottle of plomari ouzo atm and I absolutely believe it is nicer with water and ice...

A couple more and I'll be seeing elephants...

A Duke
19th October 2018, 09:58 PM
I used to be a purist drinking my single malts, but having read the claims that adding water gradually unlocks a range of flavours I have become more open minded.

Working through a bottle of plomari ouzo atm and I absolutely believe it is nicer with water and ice...

A couple more and I'll be seeing elephants...


Pink ones.

Rodgera
21st October 2018, 06:07 AM
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KBs PensNmore
22nd October 2018, 12:06 AM
A drunk goes upto a lady and said "You're ugly"
To which the lady replies "You're drunk"
The drunk replies "That might be so, but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly"
Kryn