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red750
4th October 2018, 10:44 PM
Guy goes to see the Rabbi.
"Rabbi, I have a strong desire to live till Eternity. Can you help me?"
The rabbi replies, "Get married."
The guy says, "Is it that easy to live till Eternity?"
The rabbi says, "No, but the desire will disappear."
AlexS
5th October 2018, 08:35 AM
"...and it will seem like eternity."
KBs PensNmore
5th October 2018, 11:57 PM
What do you call a 50 year old Batchelor.
HAPPY
damian
13th October 2018, 09:37 PM
I resembled that remark, 3 years ago...
Crunchie
14th October 2018, 08:33 PM
Having just celebrated our 40th wedding anniversary, I can't really subscribe to this thread. Mind you, the joke is my wife and I have both forgotten about 20% each of the anniversaries over that time.
AlexS
15th October 2018, 08:27 AM
We have our 50th anniversary coming up...it only seems like 60.
KBs PensNmore
15th October 2018, 10:12 PM
I've never gotten to 13 years on any of mine!!!!!
poundy
16th October 2018, 11:19 AM
I've never gotten to 13 years on any of mine!!!!!
so it's lucky for some?! :)
KBs PensNmore
16th October 2018, 10:54 PM
Not really, first one got the house, second one got the super, with nothing left for the third one to get!!!!!
Bob38S
17th October 2018, 04:21 PM
Not really, first one got the house, second one got the super, with nothing left for the third one to get!!!!!
Be thankful you are not a gold miner, as, she would get the mine and you would get the shaft.
red750
26th October 2018, 01:35 PM
What does a wife and a hurricane have in common?
They both moan when they come and take everything when they go.
Old Croc
28th October 2018, 03:03 PM
Having just celebrated our 40th wedding anniversary, I can't really subscribe to this thread. Mind you, the joke is my wife and I have both forgotten about 20% each of the anniversaries over that time.
I forgot one once as i was doing a 26 hour drive home. At one minute past midnight she thumped the crap out of me, I thought I was wandering, but it was a gentle reminder that I had forgotten our anniversary. Well, I have never forgotten ever again.
Rgds,
Crocy.