Blonde on Time

[KBs PensNmore]

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were?

The blonde responded by saying that one was named “Rolex” and one was named “Timex”.

Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”

“Helllooooo...! ,” answered the blonde. “They're watchdogs.”

[rwbuild]

makes more sense than tick and tock

[damian]

Alarming...I hope she doesn't start a movement.

[A Duke]

Looks like we have clocked into another long punney thread,

[GTB]

Let's not stroke anyone's imagination

[KBs PensNmore]

Didn't take much time for the puns to start ticking on!!!

[Chesand]

Perhaps we should clock on with time sheets

[AlexS]

Surely you're winding us up.

[Boringgeoff]

Perhaps we should clock on with time sheetsYou punsters give me the sheets all the time.

[rwbuild]

They only take a couple of minutes to fill out

[Lyle]

TIME PLEASE gentlepeople.....

[Carry Pine]

They probably have nothing else to do. They are all grandfathers!

[Crunchie]

Hang on a tick; I can't face anymore.

[Carry Pine]

I'll second that.

[Chesand]

I'm recording the minutes for our next meeting

[rwbuild]

Better make sure it starts on time

[Carry Pine]

I'm recording the minutes for our next meeting

I've Ben in that position.

[rustynail]

I could chime in here, but I won't.

[Sturdee]

It's a timely reminder that I haven't got the time to comment.

[Carry Pine]

Some of these comments sound second hand

[Rodgera]

It looks like a few were alarmed at her response!

[mcostello]

Am I too late to comment. Time passed too quickly.

[Carry Pine]

I tolled you to hurry up!

[ubeaut]

All punsters need a good clock on the head with a hand.

[ubeaut]

You lot are all cuckoo, time wasters....

:U

[A Duke]

All punsters need a good clock on the head with a hand.


I second that.

[Allan at Wallan]

I'll keep a watch out for you punsters.

[Chesand]

A Clock watch or pocket watch??

[rwbuild]

I suppose we will find you in the watch tower

[damian]

Hour time has come...

[Carry Pine]

You lot are all cuckoo, time wasters....

:U

You can't fob off a moderators comments!

[Chesand]

You can't fob off a moderators comments!

He is a grandfather so he can chime in. :D

[arose62]

If we don't watch, banned this thread will be !

[Carry Pine]

If we don't watch, banned this thread will be !

You mean that 'grandfather' fellow could call 'time' on this thread?

[arose62]

Well, my grandmother used to dry bundles of thyme on a thread...

[Carry Pine]

That would have been ages ago

[rwbuild]

when she had plenty of time on her hands...

[KBs PensNmore]

For whom the bell tolls

[Carry Pine]

Someone else will come up with a one liner- any tick of the clock

[damian]

We will have to hand it to them when they do, it might start a movement.

[Carry Pine]

I've been working round the clock to think of a comeback for that one.

[rwbuild]

Don't forget to put in your time sheet on time, you maybe entitled to time and a half as well as as double time

[Carry Pine]

Don't forget to put in your time sheet on time, you maybe entitled to time and a half as well as as double time

Why don't you just say 'overtime'. Oh, we don't have that any more in Oz!

[rwbuild]

I had a lot of time on my hands

[dextadog]

Time gentlemen, please

[KBs PensNmore]

6 o'clock closing.

[Allan at Wallan]

See what you started Kryn - you gave us a lead for dog jokes.

[doug3030]

Isn't it time we wound this one up? :rolleyes:

[KBs PensNmore]

Not to alarm anyone, but the Clock is ticking for the Mods to chime in and say the bell has rung its last ring.
Kryn