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9th August 2018, 07:59 AM
Maxine, 2017 TF Publishing
January - May you have a prosperous New Year. I might need to borrow some money.
February - The good men are already married. So that leaves the bad boys for me. SWEET
March - I’d do dome spring cleaning, but then I’d just have to turn around and do it again next spring.
April - I won’t say that my memory’s bad, but it’s at the point now that I can hide my own Easter eggs.
May - All Moms have a way about them. The right way in case you were wondering.
June - In life, there’s no free lunch. Unless you crash an outdoor wedding reception. Then there’s free cake and booze, too!
July - I’m as American as apple pie, if you don’t mind a little extra crust.
August - There’s always someone obnoxious on the beach. If you don’t like it, then stay away from me.
September - Think of raking leaves as Mother Nature’s way of getting you in shape for shoveling snow.
October - Trick-or-treaters can be so cute. Imagine coming to my door and expecting to get something for free.
November - It’s hard to be Thankful when you’re stuffing bread crumbs up a cold turkey’s butt at 5 AM.
December - I like to look at Christmas through the eyes of a child. A really greedy child.
Maxine is just an old crotchety old witch. (Intentionally misspelled to get past the nanny filter.)
Unfortunately most of it is based upon the Northern hemisphere seasons.
January - May you have a prosperous New Year. I might need to borrow some money.
February - The good men are already married. So that leaves the bad boys for me. SWEET
March - I’d do dome spring cleaning, but then I’d just have to turn around and do it again next spring.
April - I won’t say that my memory’s bad, but it’s at the point now that I can hide my own Easter eggs.
May - All Moms have a way about them. The right way in case you were wondering.
June - In life, there’s no free lunch. Unless you crash an outdoor wedding reception. Then there’s free cake and booze, too!
July - I’m as American as apple pie, if you don’t mind a little extra crust.
August - There’s always someone obnoxious on the beach. If you don’t like it, then stay away from me.
September - Think of raking leaves as Mother Nature’s way of getting you in shape for shoveling snow.
October - Trick-or-treaters can be so cute. Imagine coming to my door and expecting to get something for free.
November - It’s hard to be Thankful when you’re stuffing bread crumbs up a cold turkey’s butt at 5 AM.
December - I like to look at Christmas through the eyes of a child. A really greedy child.
Maxine is just an old crotchety old witch. (Intentionally misspelled to get past the nanny filter.)
Unfortunately most of it is based upon the Northern hemisphere seasons.