Dentist of the year

[damian]

Elizabeth went to the dentist today. They now have joke of the week displayed at reception. This one hurts more than the drill:

What does dentist of the year get ?

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A little plaque...

In fact it hurts more than the bill...

[rwbuild]

After a joke like that you deserve root canal work....

[Rodgera]

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[rrich]

As a result of the need for a root canal, I was in the dentist's chair a few days ago. Everyone thought that the joke was funny.

[Chief Tiff]

Did you know the best time of day to visit the dentist?

Two-thirty....

[Rodgera]

Did you know the best time of day to visit the dentist?

Two-thirty....

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[Chief Tiff]

My dentist needs some humour in his life, he’s a miserable burger.

By that I mean he’s always looking down in the mouth...

[damian]

It just keeps giving doesn't it ? :D :o:q

[lovetoride]

Plaque for the month. Crown for dentist of the year.

[Carry Pine]

How do they choose the winner.
Brace yourself......
They cross that bridge when they come to it!

[rrich]

How do they choose the winner.
Brace yourself......
They cross that bridge when they come to it!

I had a bridge made and I asked the dentist to make sure that I could get a threader under it for flossing. He made a tunnel.

[rwbuild]

...for the bit between the teeth...

[Carry Pine]

No. So as not to Harbour ( tunnel) any bacteria .

[rwbuild]

These puns are so bad they need to be capped

[Sturdee]

These puns are so bad they need to be capped

Or extracted.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Reading this thread, I think I bit off more than I can chew.

It's leaving a bad taste in my mouth...

[Carry Pine]

I don't like these comments.
All right. I'm talking tongue in cheek

[KBs PensNmore]

They're filling.

[Bob38S]

I can see this thread becoming an amalgam of comments.

[Carry Pine]

I can see this thread becoming an amalgam of comments.
But who caries about that?

[Bob38S]

But who caries about that?

You would have to drill down to extract that info.

[Rodgera]

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[Carry Pine]

They fought tooth and nail to close this thread
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[Bob38S]

I thought it had been flossed over.

[rwbuild]

No, just an amalgam of bad puns

[Bob38S]

In other words, are we on the cusp of something bigger?

[Uncle Al]

You blokes have really been extracting some mileage from this thread.

Alan...

[Bob38S]

Just a laugh which certainly is not a bridge too far.

[Carry Pine]

I'll bite. When will they close this down?

[damian]

I'm starting to wish I'd never...

[AlexS]

I'm starting to wish I'd never...
Aren't we all.

[arose62]

So you've had the last laugh. Just like the guy who used the final whiff of nitrous oxide...

[powderpost]

I find it a bit boring

[rwbuild]

Thats what I call orthodentology

[RobbieB]

Thought this thread was getting a bit long in the tooth...

[RobbieB]

And for those who thought the puns were over, I'm sorry to denture hopes.

[Carry Pine]

You people have a nerve to hijack this thread!

[KBs PensNmore]

They might have hijacked the thread, but they're extracting every gum they can.

[rwbuild]

If this caries on much longer we will be desensitized

[arose62]

My dentist's favourite tool is a brace and bit.

[Bob38S]

From the looks of it, some would like to brush this thread off.

[Carry Pine]

I've got too much on my plate to respond to that!

[Bob38S]

More than a mouthful.

[Carry Pine]

I'm gobsmacked at the quick replies.

[A Duke]

If this is getting too painful go suck on a clove.

[arose62]

... or become a Buddhist, so you can
transcend dental medication

[AlexS]

I'm at a floss for words.

[Carry Pine]

I don't want to denture enthusiasm but they will close this thread soon.

[arose62]

So, just like a healthy tooth, it's in a pre-carious condition?

[Bob38S]

Perhaps we could award the OP with an enameled or porcelain plaque for the amusement provided.

[Rodgera]

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[arose62]

Only a plaque? I think it deserves a crown!

[Chesand]

Only a plaque? I think it deserves a crown!

Firmly implanted.

[rwbuild]

Make sure its on full display and not hidden in any cavities

[Bob38S]

Perhaps lockjaw would put an end to it.

[Carry Pine]

I know what the award will be but I'm tight lipped about it

[Sturdee]

But if you are tight lipped how can the dentist do his work?

[Bob38S]

But if you are tight lipped how can the dentist do his work?

Anaesthetic.

[Carry Pine]

No need to needle me with comments like that.

[Lappa]

Brace yourself. There’s probably more to come.

[Carry Pine]

I'd hate to be indentured to one of these blokes.

[KBs PensNmore]

There's no Wisdom there, they pulled out.

[arose62]

Well, I'd better make an appointment for 6 months time.

[Uncle Al]

Make the appointment for two thirty. :D

Alan...

[Carry Pine]

Fangs for all these comments! Anyone want to buy cuspids?

[inner]

You know, the dental hygienist of the month also got a little plaque, but she kept scrapping it off the wall.

[rwbuild]

I'll bet that impacted her greatly

[Carry Pine]

He walked in backwards to his dentist because the sign said ' Endontist'

[Ruddy]

She said "I don't know what is worst...having a baby or having a tooth pulled"
He said "Can you make up your mind so I know which tool to use"