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AlexS
26th July 2018, 01:39 PM
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I'll leaf this one for your enjoyment.
A Duke
26th July 2018, 02:51 PM
Hi,
You could get more than two short planks from that couple.
Regards
rwbuild
26th July 2018, 08:49 PM
I wonder which branch of the family he came from.....
Allan at Wallan
27th July 2018, 10:59 AM
I will make a trunk call and find out.
onetrack
27th July 2018, 11:46 AM
He's given a very wooden response. I'd say it's probably because he's rooted to the spot.
Uncle Al
27th July 2018, 08:09 PM
I'll go out on a limb and say 'good one'.

Alan...
Simplicity
27th July 2018, 08:41 PM
I’m just going to turn a leaf on this one [emoji849]
rwbuild
27th July 2018, 09:11 PM
...and I thought that everyone had twigged to all the puns
Carry Pine
28th July 2018, 08:42 PM
Why are we lumbered with jokes like these?
rustynail
28th July 2018, 11:48 PM
Rotten.
Carry Pine
29th July 2018, 01:10 PM
Rotten.

Rotten?

Decayed or spalted?
KBs PensNmore
1st August 2018, 01:37 AM
Sorry, you can't branch out on this, it's one or the other? There's not mulch esle!
rustynail
1st August 2018, 12:51 PM
If it were spalted I would have said so. If it were decay I would have used that term to describe an ongoing process. Rotten is what rotten is....Rotten.
doug3030
1st August 2018, 09:00 PM
If it were spalted I would have said so. If it were decay I would have used that term to describe an ongoing process. Rotten is what rotten is....Rotten.

We have to make allowances for people who have no sense of humus :D :rolleyes:
rwbuild
1st August 2018, 10:56 PM
This thread is littered with lots of humus :rolleyes:
nyamo_iaint
2nd August 2018, 12:00 AM
This thread has compost its used by date.

I tried...
Iain
Rodgera
2nd August 2018, 01:43 PM
Can we PLEASE leaf this one alone!
rwbuild
2nd August 2018, 06:53 PM
I think your barking up the wrong tree
doug3030
2nd August 2018, 07:10 PM
I think your barking up the wrong tree

Any sap can see that
Chesand
2nd August 2018, 10:44 PM
Anyone with a heart wood appreciate it
rwbuild
2nd August 2018, 11:22 PM
Not that any sap wood
rwbuild
2nd August 2018, 11:25 PM
I wonder wattle be the next pun
AlexS
3rd August 2018, 08:58 AM
I wonder wattle be the next pun

I'll try to come up with one, just acacia need it.
Crunchie
3rd August 2018, 03:00 PM
By Gum! I think I've got another pun in my trunk somewhere.
rustynail
3rd August 2018, 03:56 PM
Humus be kidding me.
nyamo_iaint
4th August 2018, 11:21 PM
I joke knot.

Iain
Carry Pine
5th August 2018, 09:58 PM
I'm not calling the kettle Black butt I have my opinion.
rwbuild
5th August 2018, 11:00 PM
These puns came from a joke workshop for camphaloral and hardy
Carry Pine
7th August 2018, 02:21 PM
Some of you blokes must be on the turpentine?
Rodgera
17th August 2018, 09:33 AM
Some of you blokes must be on the turpentine?

Yeah! and they pine for each other
Carry Pine
17th August 2018, 11:53 AM
Yew speak for yourself!
rwbuild
17th August 2018, 12:48 PM
Oaky dokey
KBs PensNmore
18th August 2018, 12:18 AM
I'm pining, so stop needleing me!!
Chesand
18th August 2018, 09:57 AM
Don't be such a sap.
Carry Pine
18th August 2018, 12:35 PM
This is too much for me. I'm going into the Cone of Silence.