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Dendot
8th October 2005, 08:49 PM
Fellow walks into a shop.
He says "Can I have a packet of Irish sausages?"
The assistant says, "Are you Irish?"
Fellow says, "If I asked you for Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I were Danish?"
Assistant: "No"
Fellow: If I asked you for Parma Ham, would you ask me if I were Italian?"
Assistant: "No"
Fellow: If I asked you for Chilli sauce, would you ask if I were Mexican?"
Assistant: "No"
Fellow: "Then why, when I ask for Irish sausages, do you ask if I am Irish?"

Assistant: "Because this is Bunnings!"
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doug the slug
8th October 2005, 11:01 PM
Fellow walks into a shop.
He says "Can I have a packet of Irish sausages?"
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Fellow: "Then why, when I ask for Irish Bacon, do you ask if I am Irish?"

Assistant: "Because this is Bunnings!"
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Was it sausages or bacon, dendot? whos the irishman herehttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gif
normell
9th October 2005, 07:04 AM
Was it sausages or bacon, dendot? whos the irishman herehttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gif

Read it ALL again, and if that don't help, read again, SLOWLY.

Normell

Sorry Doug, didn't realise that it had been edited

Normell
RETIRED
9th October 2005, 08:44 AM
Read the little editing note at the bottom.
Daddles
9th October 2005, 02:40 PM
awwwww, what'd you have to fix it for. We could have teased him for at least three pages without that :p

Richard