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Rodgera
31st May 2018, 03:48 PM
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up.

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

rwbuild
31st May 2018, 06:30 PM
How true is that first one!!!