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Rodgera
31st May 2018, 03:39 PM
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

KBs PensNmore
1st June 2018, 01:44 AM
Wonder if it was off to the principals office then??

Handyjack
2nd June 2018, 11:42 AM
I could give another line but it is censored.

What does the fat bull give you?
The same as many politicians.

rrich
2nd June 2018, 12:35 PM
I could give another line but it is censored.

What does the fat bull give you?
The same as many politicians.

Are you trying to say, "Male Bovine Excrement?" :)

A Duke
2nd June 2018, 05:32 PM
Are you trying to say, "Male Bovine Excrement?" :)


The poo of the male moo.