In bunnings carpark today

[damian]

True story:

I was getting out of my ute and grunting and groaning. There was a bloke next to me loading something on his van roof. I said "you know you're getting old when you make noises when you move", he shot straight back "You know your getting old when your back is out more than you are"...

I'd not heard that one before. I laughed and laughed...

[Baddabing]

You know when you are getting old when everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!

[rrich]

You know when you are getting old when everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!

Because it hasn't been used?
:)

[damian]

Some bits don't work, aren't being used, but still hurt..