You know you're getting old when ...

[Daddles]

happy hour becomes an afternoon nap

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Richard

[echnidna]

Yer great grandkids start kinder.

[Kev Y.]

you can not remember WHY you started to reply to this thread :confused:

[DanP]

See below.

[echnidna]

Do you mean HERE (http://nothingatall.no-ip.org/) Dan? :D

[Tikki]

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You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

You are proud of your lawn mower.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

You sing along with the elevator music.

You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

You constantly talk about the price of petrol.

You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"

You have a dream about prunes.

You answer a question with "Because I said so!"

The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

You take a metal detector to the beach.

You wear black socks with sandals.

You know what the word equity means.

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

Your ears are hairier than your head.

You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

You got cable for the weather channel.

You can go bowling without drinking.

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.


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[Termite]

Tikki, how do I whisper "yes" to most of them? :o

[Trav]

OK tikki, you win.

:D

Trav

[RufflyRustic]

Jeez Termite, you shouldn't worried - I'm wondering why over half already apply to me!!!!! :confused: :o :eek:

cheers
RR

[Cliff Rogers]

Jeez Termite, you shouldn't worried - I'm wondering why over half already apply to me!!!!! :confused: :o :eek:

cheers
RR
Don't worry too much, some of them are signs of maturity, not old age. ;)

[debugger]

Couple of things I'd like to add,


Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played out

OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to bar

OLD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS never die, they just go off-line

OLD NUMERICAL ANALYSTS never die, they just get disarrayed

OLD OWLS never die, they just don't give a hoot

OLD PACIFISTS never die, they just go to peaces

OLD PARADOXES never die, they just become enigmas

OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they get sent to the old focus home

OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they just stop developing

OLD PILOTS never die, they just buzz off

OLD PILOTS never die, they just go to a higher plane

OLD PLANETS never die, they just lose their attraction

OLD PLASTIC never dies, they just recycle it

OLD PLUMBERS never die, they just go down the drain

OLD POLICEMEN never die, they just cop out

OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just


The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

[RufflyRustic]

Don't worry too much, some of them are signs of maturity, not old age. ;)

Crap, I'm getting older And more mature :(

Oh well.... The sun is shining, I may be going home soon, (to have the arvo nap). It's a good day :)

cheers
RR

[AlexS]

So where's the problem? Old age & rat cunning will beat youth & enthusiasm every time.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

In the same vein:

Old BOXMAKERS never die; they just move on to coffins.

Old CABINETMAKERS never die; they just become antiques.

Old CABINETMAKERS never die; they just rack off.

Old DARKSIDERS never die; they go on to the power.

Old FELLERS never die; they just keep stumping along.

Old PLANERS never die; they just lose their edge.

Old SAWYERS never die; they just lose their teeth.

Old TURNERS never die; they're too busy spinning in their graves.

Old WOODIES never die; too many unfinished projects.

Old WOODIES never die; they just go to the darkside.

[echnidna]

Old WOODIES never die; they just split