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Rodgera
22nd February 2018, 08:45 AM
A couple were shopping in Aldi one day.
He picks up a slab of beer and puts in the trolley.
"What do think you are doing"asked SWMBO.
"They're on sale at $20.00 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them" states SWMBO.
They carry on shopping.
A little later SWMBO picks up a $40 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley.
"What do you think you are doing" he asks.
"It's my face cream - it makes me look beautiful" SWMBO replies.
"So does the slab of beer, and its half the price" he replies.

They found him unconscious, on the floor, in Health and Beauty Section.

rustynail
22nd February 2018, 02:31 PM
Husband and wife sitting on the porch, enjoying an evening drink.
Husband says, "I love you."
Wife responds, "Is that you, or the beer talking?"
Husband, It's me, talking to the beer.