Men's Help Line

[KBs PensNmore]

You have reached the 'Men's Help Line.’ My name is Don, How can I help you?

"Hi Don, I really need your advice on a serious problem.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
You know, just the usual signs; The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up.
Plus, she goes out with 'the girls' a lot.
I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home.
So I hid in the garage behind my boat and waited for her.
When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse.
It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"

[China]

Good one!!

[rrich]

Well?

Weld or replace?

[Bohdan]

Weld the bracket and replace the wife.

[DavidG]

As the bracket it probable made of cast aluminium it would be safer to replace.
For additional security look at installing a GF1

[KBs PensNmore]

Is it OK to have GF1 and also WF, as I don't believe they're compatible??

[doug3030]

Is it OK to have GF1 and also WF, as I don't believe they're compatible??

In some instances GF1 will make allowances for WF to run simultaneously. Sometimes GF1 and GF2 can run simultaneously too.
WF, however tends to crash violently on detecting that any of the GF series of programs is running. :rolleyes:

[KBs PensNmore]

I have enough trouble with WF let alone a GF1 or GF2 :doh:.
Currently on version 3 of WF, how can I make it better??

[Chesand]

I know of someone who is on version 6 of WF. I think if you got far, it might be time to stop and reflect.

[doug3030]

I know of someone who is on version 6 of WF. I think if you got far, it might be time to stop and reflect.

Not necessarily - read this:

[Handyjack]

At the risk of getting into striff, there is a certain politican that right now probably needs a very good media adviser. Trouble is he has a media adviser which rumor has he has got into trouble (the family way) which means he has left WF for GF. He probably needs not only a media advisor but a family relation counselor and a few more advisors on how to handle the mess that he is in.

[doug3030]

At the risk of getting into striff, there is a certain politican that right now probably needs a very good media adviser. Trouble is he has a media adviser which rumor has he has got into trouble (the family way) which means he has left WF for GF. He probably needs not only a media advisor but a family relation counselor and a few more advisors on how to handle the mess that he is in.

Even Senator Jim Molan can't fix that one. :rolleyes:

[gramos]

I think it,s time to get a new outboard ....

[damian]

Saw on a sign out the from of a rental place years ago:

A bachelor is a man who hasn't made the same mistake once...

Been living alone since I was 21. The only ladies I would give that up for didn't feel the same way so...lovin the serenity...