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KBs PensNmore
22nd November 2017, 07:56 PM
I talked to a to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.

He said, "Up until last month, I still had it all.

I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line.

I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage."


I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened ? Drugs ? Alcohol ? Divorce ?"

"Oh no, nothing like that," he said,....... I was paroled !

Chief Tiff
22nd November 2017, 08:39 PM
Does the missing punchline revolve around being paroled?

GeoffW1
22nd November 2017, 08:58 PM
Like the old guy in "Shawshank Redemption"

KBs PensNmore
22nd November 2017, 10:37 PM
Thanks for that, it was there earlier, when I was trying to delete the other posting. Don't know what happened, but it's fixed now.
Kryn