Frequent Flyer

[Rodgera]

As a frequent flier, I get annoyed when other passengers disregard
the airline attendant's plea to stay seated when the plane taxies to
the gate.

One attendant captured my heart by announcing:

"The captain will be parking the aircraft at Gate 41 in approximately
two minutes.

I've seen the captain's car. So if I were you, I'd remain seated."

[rrich]

On a flight to Los Angeles (LAX) one of the flight attendants was banging the service cart into every other row of seats. I asked her work partner if she drove on the I-405. (The closest multi lane highway to LAX.) Snickering, the answer was, "Nah, she lives in Atlanta." I did get a free drink by asking the question, however.