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Rodgera
24th October 2017, 10:43 AM
The secret to a clean kitchen is simple.

Don't cook.


Ever.

KBs PensNmore
24th October 2017, 10:14 PM
What do you do for food, eat take away, Maca's , hanging dacks or go to a fancy resturant, hope you're paying:D

AlexS
25th October 2017, 05:24 PM
I used to think that marriage boiled down to giving away half your tucker to get the other half cooked.

KBs PensNmore
25th October 2017, 07:23 PM
My father once told me that Marriage is like an Institution, who in their right mind wants to spend the rest of their life in an institution!!!!
I'm constantly told, if I wanted it washed, do it yourself!!!!
Kryn

Rodgera
26th October 2017, 07:58 AM
Marriage is an institution - So is Callan Park

KBs PensNmore
26th October 2017, 10:24 PM
For the benefit of those that are in other states, is Callan Park a place for the Criminally Insane????
The penalty for Bigamy is 2 Mother In Laws.

AlexS
27th October 2017, 07:39 AM
Bigamy is having one wife too many.
Monogamy is the same.