Rodgera
10th October 2017, 08:07 AM
A stockbroker received notice from the ATO that he was being audited.
He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial
records, then sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant pored over them.
Finally the ATO agent looked up and commented, "You must have been a
tremendous fan of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle."
"Why would you say that?" replied the broker.
"Because you've made more brilliant deductions on your last three
returns than Sherlock Holmes made in his entire career."
He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial
records, then sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant pored over them.
Finally the ATO agent looked up and commented, "You must have been a
tremendous fan of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle."
"Why would you say that?" replied the broker.
"Because you've made more brilliant deductions on your last three
returns than Sherlock Holmes made in his entire career."