Today's saying or thought

[Rodgera]

I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o' clock in the morning
and go drive around really slow and make everyone late for work.

[Uncle Al]

I think a lot of your mates are already doing just that!

Alan...

[rrich]

So you're the one, eh?

[Chesand]

When you retire, you can procrastinate without feeling guilty because there is always tomorrow.
The only problem is that you do not get any public holidays.
My answer when asked if I am retired is "I still work but don't get paid now".

[Pagie]

Yes it's hard to get a day off.
:2tsup:

[rwbuild]

What about the overtime, I'm over the time it takes to get anywhere