The dentist

[joseph84]

A guy and a gal meet at a bar.
They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his
hands.
He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.
The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?"
"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing led to another and they make love.
After they are done, the girl says, "You must be a really good dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Well yes, I'm a good dentist. How
did you figure that out?"

"I didn't feel a thing!"

[doug the slug]

A bloke goes into the dentists office and says, "you have to help me, i think im a moth".

The dentist replies "then you need a doctor, what made you come in here?

"Well, the light was on"