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KBs PensNmore
2nd September 2017, 08:29 PM
In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their home cooked burgers.
Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are “small amounts” of horse meat in their burgers.
Tesco is a big supermarket chain in the UK.
Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers' contained 30% horse meat, these witty quips hit the internet …


“I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.....
I guess Tesco just listened!


Anyone want a burger from Tesco?
Yay or neigh?


Not entirely sure how Tesco
are going to get over this hurdle.


Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.
So I had £5 each way!


Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night ...
I still have a bit between my teeth.


A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco.
Her condition is said to be stable.


Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn


"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer .. AND THEY'RE OFF"


Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.


Said to the missus, These Tesco burgers give me the trots....


"To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian".....


A cow walks into a bar.
Barman says, "Why the long face?"
Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!"


I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.


These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit....

Talk about flogging a dead horse!

rwbuild
2nd September 2017, 08:38 PM
Your not going to saddle us with these corny ones

Rodgera
3rd September 2017, 07:32 AM
Gawd! Are ya gunner trot out any more?

Carry Pine
3rd September 2017, 03:42 PM
Have we heard this before? Ye or neigh?

Chesand
3rd September 2017, 05:27 PM
Have we heard this before? Ye or neigh?

Yeah, but on another track.

rwbuild
3rd September 2017, 10:13 PM
Time to rein in the humor

doug3030
3rd September 2017, 11:08 PM
Time to rein in the humor

Or stirrup some trouble :oo:

KBs PensNmore
4th September 2017, 12:17 AM
Thanks for the chuckles, better not let this get off track, or we might get reined in.

Rodgera
4th September 2017, 11:32 AM
Are you trying to be a pacer - or just a show pony?

doug3030
4th September 2017, 11:35 AM
Are you trying to be a pacer - or just a show pony?

Either way, please don't spur him on.:oo:

rwbuild
4th September 2017, 11:44 AM
The mane problem is we keep trotting out these puns

Rodgera
4th September 2017, 01:05 PM
We'll have to corral them in then!

KBs PensNmore
4th September 2017, 10:24 PM
Bout time these got put out to pasture.

Allan at Wallan
5th September 2017, 08:53 AM
I had one the other night then felt a little crook.
Now I am a little hoarse.

rwbuild
5th September 2017, 11:55 PM
Standing in a draft will make you hoarse

Chesand
6th September 2017, 09:34 AM
Some old chestnuts coming to the fore here.

Allan at Wallan
6th September 2017, 08:57 PM
Remember, the "mare" of Murray Bridge started this.

KBs PensNmore
7th September 2017, 12:08 AM
I'm a stallion, not a mare nor gelding.

rwbuild
7th September 2017, 12:32 AM
So, how many hands big are you?

KBs PensNmore
7th September 2017, 01:18 AM
2 hands

doug3030
7th September 2017, 07:53 AM
2 hands

Must be a whopper

At the risk of showing my age, and maybe this problem has been going longer than we thought -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1-hVT7jqCM

KBs PensNmore
7th September 2017, 06:11 PM
I remember the Burger King back in the early 70's :oo: Now where did I leave me walking frame:D.