Email i recieved today A Fart

[fenderbelly]

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A Fart<O:p</O:p

A fart is a pleasant thing
And gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.


A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud


A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.....

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .

From wide-open prairie,
To a small elevator,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts aren’t all bad,
It’s simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!


Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
Why not send this on to other sweet old farts and bring a smile...or....tear to them!<O:p</O:p


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[woodPixel]

In Year 4, we were to recite a poem that had to be made up.

This is my contribution to the class:


A tiny breath from the heart
runs down the backbone
and dislocates the fart.
The fart is very useful,
it warms the bed and kills the fleas.


I was terribly impressed with the use of dislocates!

The class was in uproar. The teacher looked sour.

What a lovely child I must have been!

:D

[cava]

Even more sad is that you held on to this prose for all these years, from year 4. :rolleyes:

Your a man after my own heart. :D

[woodPixel]

It still makes me laugh. :)

[KBs PensNmore]

Here I sit,
Broken hearted,
Paid a penny,
And only farted.

[groverwa]

Q. And why do farts smell.-

A. For the benefit of deaf people

[groverwa]

And while we are at have a look at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FyD95Hv7CU

and there is classic called the Road Kill Chilli