Today's saying or thought

[Rodgera]

Cooking tip: Stir coconut oil into your kale.
It makes it easier to scrape it into the trash.

[KBs PensNmore]

If I was meant to eat that green stuff, I'd have been born with long ears and buck teeth.

[ian]

I thought the preferred way to eat kale was after it had been digested by a cow.

which begs the question -- do cows like coconut oil?