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KBs PensNmore
30th July 2017, 11:01 PM
AFL vs NRL...This will open your eyes...
36 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits and
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year




Can you guess which organization this is? AFL? NRL?




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Neither, it's the 535 members of PARLIAMENT in CANBERRA




The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year, designed to keep the rest of us in line.

woodPixel
31st July 2017, 12:27 AM
and it would seem that at least 4, perhaps 5, are not even eligible to be there.

If it were a Centrelink debt, they would have to collectors onto you for every cent....

ian
31st July 2017, 01:11 AM
KB are sure it's Canberra

76 senators plus 152 Reps is 228, not 535 -- which BTW is very close to the number of pollies in Washington DC

warrick
31st July 2017, 01:32 AM
Ian you are correct

AFL vs NRL - Wrongdoings of Australian Members of Parliament Hoax (http://www.hoax-slayer.com/afl-v-nrl-australian-parliament.shtml)

woodPixel
31st July 2017, 09:17 AM
It's a ruse! :o Hoodwinked!

joe greiner
31st July 2017, 12:39 PM
And the numbers sum to only 380, not 535.

A Duke
31st July 2017, 12:41 PM
Hi WP,
You should be used to it, they are always picking on our little rural town.
Regards

woodPixel
31st July 2017, 01:50 PM
Hi WP,
You should be used to it, they are always picking on our little rural town.

Mr Duke, *I* pick on our little rural town. :)

What makes it believable is I've known a few of these scoundrels over the years. It made highly believable reading. :D