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Grunt
14th September 2005, 06:40 PM
Can you spot a fake smile?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/smiles/index.shtml (http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/smiles/index.shtml)
Wood Borer
14th September 2005, 06:55 PM
11/20 correct
Grunt
14th September 2005, 07:04 PM
Wood Borer, you and I are too trusting. I got 12/20
Wood Borer
14th September 2005, 07:15 PM
Should I count my planes when I get home? :eek:
echnidna
14th September 2005, 07:24 PM
Just as well I didn't make it to the Barby,
seems I'm a wood-duck
Wood Borer
14th September 2005, 07:34 PM
Bob,
Genuiness is very common in the bush whereas where Grunt and I live about the only smiles you see are false ones unless they are in sheds but not so common in bumper to bumper traffic, trains, trams, on the streets or in the offices or factories. :( :( :(
ozwinner
14th September 2005, 07:38 PM
Should I count my planes when I get home? :eek:
Shheeeerrrck, Shheeeerrrck, Shheeeerrrck.
Yep them is some shaaaaaarp planes.
When them is blunt, can I bring em back so you can sharpen them again?
Al :D
echnidna
14th September 2005, 07:41 PM
Theres more than enough fake smiles out here in the sticks Rob.
savage
14th September 2005, 08:55 PM
G'Day all'
just done the smile thingy and got 14/20, when asked which part of the face gave the most help I said "EYES", as I always look into peoples eyes when talking to them. I find this very useful when puchasing items and you ask questions, when the person is truthful they return the look, when bulls$#ting you they tend to look else where. If you see a show on telly about body language watch it, it is really interesting. Got to admit I love this sort of stuff.
savage.
Zed
14th September 2005, 09:06 PM
15 out of 20. gruntman, i want my avatar back you theiving, flatfaced, tail-less dog, you.
Grunt
14th September 2005, 09:12 PM
i want my avatar back you theiving, flatfaced, tail-less dog, you.
I figured that after our little rendezvous on the weekend that we are as 'one'
echnidna
14th September 2005, 09:19 PM
When's the wedding fellas?
AlexS
14th September 2005, 11:02 PM
When's the wedding fellas?
As soon as someone brings a 12 gauge.
knucklehead
14th September 2005, 11:07 PM
I only got 12 out of 20. But in a much more important REAL or FAKE BOOB test I got 18 out of 20.
That sure does explain a whole heap of trouble I've gotten into over the years.
Grunt
14th September 2005, 11:17 PM
For those who haven't taken the very important Real or Fake test go here.
http://www.mazafaka.ru/lol/btest/index.php
Warning: You can't take the Real or Fake Boobie test without seeing boobies
knucklehead
14th September 2005, 11:30 PM
Tried again.... still only 18 out of 20. Oh well, better luck tomorrow.
echnidna
14th September 2005, 11:34 PM
My eyesights failing.
Can I use the braille method?
E. maculata
14th September 2005, 11:40 PM
16/20 :d
savage
14th September 2005, 11:57 PM
17/20, but jeez they all look real to me, and I took the test 57 times!.....so, I like b@@bies!....
savage.
Daddles
15th September 2005, 12:10 AM
6/20
No flamin' wonder I got taken by the last ex :(
Richard
JDarvall
15th September 2005, 12:14 AM
G'Day all'
just done the smile thingy and got 14/20, when asked which part of the face gave the most help I said "EYES", as I always look into peoples eyes when talking to them. I find this very useful when puchasing items and you ask questions, when the person is truthful they return the look, when bulls$#ting you they tend to look else where. If you see a show on telly about body language watch it, it is really interesting. Got to admit I love this sort of stuff.
savage
Yeh,,,,I said 'eyes' as well ......but I only got 10/20
Schtoo
15th September 2005, 02:25 AM
18/20 and 18/20.
Do I get a prize?
Oh wait, I already got the prize. A real smile when I see the real, uhh, nevermind...
BTW, what they say about the local ladies and the second test. Not completely true. Don't tell her I said that though. ;)
zathras
15th September 2005, 07:46 AM
18/20 and 18/20.
Do I get a prize?
Of course you do, you get the boobie prize :D :D
womble
15th September 2005, 09:11 AM
20/20 with the boobies :D
RufflyRustic
15th September 2005, 09:19 AM
15/20 - For the Smiles of course :D
silentC
15th September 2005, 09:41 AM
15/20 and 17/20
No comment.
zenwood
15th September 2005, 11:08 AM
17/20 for the smiles. :) < a real one!
Gumby
15th September 2005, 11:22 AM
16/20 for me. I'm not easily fooled like the rest of you lot :D :D (that's a fake smilie too)
Termite
15th September 2005, 11:24 AM
Don't look at me for a smile, I'm a grumpy old Bastard. Just ask my boss, I just took his head off (again). Business closes in about 3-4 weeks if he gets off his ***** before the liquidators walk in. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Hello Centrelink, unless someone wants to employ a 61 year old grumpy old bastard. :o
keith53
15th September 2005, 11:29 AM
16/20 but its not as easy as it seems...
ozwinner
15th September 2005, 06:25 PM
17/20 for the ( Bonsia John voice on ) byoobys.
Al :D
Grunt
15th September 2005, 06:36 PM
I got 19/20 for the boobies and 12/20 for the smiles. What does this say about me?
ozwinner
15th September 2005, 07:13 PM
It says.
The inner ape in you wants to come out, but the dog is keeping it suppressed.
Woof
Al :D
Grunt
15th September 2005, 07:17 PM
I thought I was 'In' the ape. Oh well, buggered if I know.
savage
15th September 2005, 07:56 PM
I got 19/20 for the boobies and 12/20 for the smiles. What does this say about me?
grunt.
I think it means you smile when you hear about or see Boobies, just like most well balanced males of the spieces!....:D
savage.
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knucklehead
15th September 2005, 08:50 PM
After a couple of beers it seemed like a good idea to re-sit the "real or fake boob" test. The amazing thing is they all look real now.
Tried to take the smiles again but it hardly seemed worth while.
echnidna
15th September 2005, 08:51 PM
Who cares if the mantelpiece is padded with rubber when yer stoking the fire!
Grunt
15th September 2005, 08:58 PM
You don't have look at the fire place when you are stoking the mantle.
savage
15th September 2005, 09:06 PM
Yesh!.. I don't look at da fine place wen I shtrok da mantle in dat place, neether!....:confused:
savage.
MathewA
15th September 2005, 09:25 PM
I got 19/20 for the boobies and 12/20 for the smiles. What does this say about me?
It says you should never ollk someone in the face to see if they're genuine
savage
15th September 2005, 09:40 PM
Jeez! Mat, don't you know it's rude to "ollk" somebody in the face!.....:D :D
savage.