Fake Smiles

[Grunt]

Can you spot a fake smile?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/smiles/index.shtml (http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/smiles/index.shtml)

[Wood Borer]

11/20 correct

[Grunt]

Wood Borer, you and I are too trusting. I got 12/20

[Wood Borer]

Should I count my planes when I get home? :eek:

[echnidna]

Just as well I didn't make it to the Barby,
seems I'm a wood-duck

[Wood Borer]

Bob,

Genuiness is very common in the bush whereas where Grunt and I live about the only smiles you see are false ones unless they are in sheds but not so common in bumper to bumper traffic, trains, trams, on the streets or in the offices or factories. :( :( :(

[ozwinner]

Should I count my planes when I get home? :eek:

Shheeeerrrck, Shheeeerrrck, Shheeeerrrck.
Yep them is some shaaaaaarp planes.

When them is blunt, can I bring em back so you can sharpen them again?

Al :D

[echnidna]

Theres more than enough fake smiles out here in the sticks Rob.

[savage]

G'Day all'

just done the smile thingy and got 14/20, when asked which part of the face gave the most help I said "EYES", as I always look into peoples eyes when talking to them. I find this very useful when puchasing items and you ask questions, when the person is truthful they return the look, when bulls$#ting you they tend to look else where. If you see a show on telly about body language watch it, it is really interesting. Got to admit I love this sort of stuff.
savage.

[Zed]

15 out of 20. gruntman, i want my avatar back you theiving, flatfaced, tail-less dog, you.

[Grunt]

i want my avatar back you theiving, flatfaced, tail-less dog, you.


I figured that after our little rendezvous on the weekend that we are as 'one'

[echnidna]

When's the wedding fellas?

[AlexS]

When's the wedding fellas?

As soon as someone brings a 12 gauge.

[knucklehead]

I only got 12 out of 20. But in a much more important REAL or FAKE BOOB test I got 18 out of 20.

That sure does explain a whole heap of trouble I've gotten into over the years.

[Grunt]

For those who haven't taken the very important Real or Fake test go here.

http://www.mazafaka.ru/lol/btest/index.php

Warning: You can't take the Real or Fake Boobie test without seeing boobies

[knucklehead]

Tried again.... still only 18 out of 20. Oh well, better luck tomorrow.

[echnidna]

My eyesights failing.
Can I use the braille method?

[E. maculata]

16/20 :d

[savage]

17/20, but jeez they all look real to me, and I took the test 57 times!.....so, I like b@@bies!....

savage.

[Daddles]

6/20
No flamin' wonder I got taken by the last ex :(

Richard

[JDarvall]

G'Day all'

just done the smile thingy and got 14/20, when asked which part of the face gave the most help I said "EYES", as I always look into peoples eyes when talking to them. I find this very useful when puchasing items and you ask questions, when the person is truthful they return the look, when bulls$#ting you they tend to look else where. If you see a show on telly about body language watch it, it is really interesting. Got to admit I love this sort of stuff.
savage

Yeh,,,,I said 'eyes' as well ......but I only got 10/20

[Schtoo]

18/20 and 18/20.

Do I get a prize?

Oh wait, I already got the prize. A real smile when I see the real, uhh, nevermind...

BTW, what they say about the local ladies and the second test. Not completely true. Don't tell her I said that though. ;)

[zathras]

18/20 and 18/20.

Do I get a prize?



Of course you do, you get the boobie prize :D :D

[womble]

20/20 with the boobies :D

[RufflyRustic]

15/20 - For the Smiles of course :D

[silentC]

15/20 and 17/20

No comment.

[zenwood]

17/20 for the smiles. :) < a real one!

[Gumby]

16/20 for me. I'm not easily fooled like the rest of you lot :D :D (that's a fake smilie too)

[Termite]

Don't look at me for a smile, I'm a grumpy old Bastard. Just ask my boss, I just took his head off (again). Business closes in about 3-4 weeks if he gets off his ***** before the liquidators walk in. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Hello Centrelink, unless someone wants to employ a 61 year old grumpy old bastard. :o

[keith53]

16/20 but its not as easy as it seems...

[ozwinner]

17/20 for the ( Bonsia John voice on ) byoobys.


Al :D

[Grunt]

I got 19/20 for the boobies and 12/20 for the smiles. What does this say about me?

[ozwinner]

It says.

The inner ape in you wants to come out, but the dog is keeping it suppressed.
Woof

Al :D

[Grunt]

I thought I was 'In' the ape. Oh well, buggered if I know.

[savage]

I got 19/20 for the boobies and 12/20 for the smiles. What does this say about me?
grunt.

I think it means you smile when you hear about or see Boobies, just like most well balanced males of the spieces!....:D
savage.
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[knucklehead]

After a couple of beers it seemed like a good idea to re-sit the "real or fake boob" test. The amazing thing is they all look real now.


Tried to take the smiles again but it hardly seemed worth while.

[echnidna]

Who cares if the mantelpiece is padded with rubber when yer stoking the fire!

[Grunt]

You don't have look at the fire place when you are stoking the mantle.

[savage]

Yesh!.. I don't look at da fine place wen I shtrok da mantle in dat place, neether!....:confused:

savage.

[MathewA]

I got 19/20 for the boobies and 12/20 for the smiles. What does this say about me?

It says you should never ollk someone in the face to see if they're genuine

[savage]

Jeez! Mat, don't you know it's rude to "ollk" somebody in the face!.....:D :D
savage.