Why?

[rrich]

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?







Because its feet stink.

[KBs PensNmore]

Where's the GROAN button, PLEASE!!!!:D

[rustynail]

That's why it has long legs.
The long neck is to check if its feet stink.
+1 for the groan button.

[Boringgeoff]

Little known fact: The Giraffe is the only animal that can walk into a Manhattan bar and say "the highballs are on me".

[doug3030]

Little known fact: The Giraffe is the only animal that can walk into a Manhattan bar and say "the highballs are on me".

Talking giraffes already?

[Boringgeoff]

Nothing unusual about that Doug. Just as Garfield and Footrot Flats Dog are able to have sensible thoughts, it is totally believable that a highbrow animal such as the Giraffe can talk.

[KBs PensNmore]

A Giraffe walks into a bar and the Barman says "Why the long face?"

[Boringgeoff]

No Kryn, that was a horse on that occasion.

[AlexS]

I think the barmen offered him a longneck.

[doug3030]

I think the barmen offered him a longneck.

And then the giraffe thought, in a Garfield or Footrot Flats dog kind of way, "No thanks, I've already got one."

[KBs PensNmore]

No Kryn, that was a horse on that occasion.
No, Sorry this was a Giraffe one.