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Rodgera
1st April 2017, 09:47 AM
I'm a great enginear ... engeneir ... enginere ...

I'm good at math.

Allan at Wallan
1st April 2017, 09:53 AM
As a great enginear/engeneir/enginere I think it's time you
made a bolt for the door ... get out while you can.

Allan

rustynail
1st April 2017, 11:15 AM
My son has on his office door:
You don't have to be a good speller
To be an Enganear/Engunere/Enjunear
Senior Technical Officer.

Bohdan
1st April 2017, 11:37 AM
Before I went to school I couldn't spell engineer but now I is one.

KBs PensNmore
1st April 2017, 09:22 PM
I couldn't spell idiotor now I duz the jab.

Handyjack
2nd April 2017, 07:13 PM
Son was helping me and saying what we were doing was not rocket science.
But he has a degree in Aero Space Engineering.

PS He lets me do the work with the power tools.

GeoffW1
2nd April 2017, 07:53 PM
And it's MATHS, not math. :doh::rolleyes:

Oldgreybeard
3rd April 2017, 09:28 AM
And it's MATHS, not math. :doh::rolleyes:

Not necessarily. Uk english favours maths, but US english favours math. Most linguist appear to agree that both are correct, some would further suggest that mathmatics can be used as a both a singular or plural noun in the collective form and that either is therefore correct in Uk or US english.

rustynail
3rd April 2017, 09:44 AM
UK= English.
US= ?
What on earth ever gave America the right to mess with English?

rrich
3rd April 2017, 04:15 PM
UK= English.
US= ?
What on earth ever gave America the right to mess with English?

UK= English.
US= Whatever used to be English

GeoffW1
3rd April 2017, 06:27 PM
Rubbish, absolute rubbish :oo:. Look out the window, this is not the US :((. Abhor all creeping Americanisms, it's MATHS :ausflag:

KBs PensNmore
3rd April 2017, 11:56 PM
It was HARD when I went to skool, still can't understand algae bra, friginometry, or any other maffs.
Kryn

rustynail
4th April 2017, 02:25 PM
It was HARD when I went to skool, still can't understand algae bra, friginometry, or any other maffs.
Kryn

Well, thats easy. An Algae bra is same in need of wash. And any thing that ends in "try" should never be taken seriously.

ian
7th April 2017, 12:49 AM
Son was helping me and saying what we were doing was not rocket science.

That's the saying that I particularly hate, especially when espoused by people who should know better.


rocket science boils down to a single equation y = x^2


there are many far harder sciences

A Duke
7th April 2017, 11:13 AM
Hi,
Remember this thread started on all Fool's day.
Regards