The haircut

[KBs PensNmore]

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average,
study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible,
but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."

The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair,
John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."

Love the Dad's reply!

"Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?"

[rrich]

"Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?"

About 30 years ago I was stuffed into the center seat of a MD-980 going from Houston to Orange County Airport (LA Area). To my left was the west coast VP of Ferrari North America and to my right was an ARCO executive returning from a college recruiting trip.

We all had managed to catch the earlier flight home. I had been working on some grungy network problem and the VP had been in a supporting role at the auto show. He was in a very good mood and buying drinks for the row as they had sold six and another three probable. He told that joke and the whole row was laughing loudly. The flight attendant (really a stew but that's not PC these days) asked him if it was clean and then made him tell it over the PA system. For sitting in the center seat it was one of the more enjoyable flights ever.

[Rodgera]

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[KBs PensNmore]

Sorry, I didn't realise that you don't like repeats of Jokes, mind you it was about 2 years ago that it was put up here. If you'd like me not to put anymore here, say so, and I'll ignore it.:D I put them here in good faith and for the benefit of newer members. Next time, I'll check to see if one similar is already here.
Kryn

[joe greiner]

Next time, I'll check to see if one similar is already here.
Kryn

Please don't. Old jokes need to be refreshed occasionally.

[Dareen]

Sorry, I didn't realise that you don't like repeats of Jokes, mind you it was about 2 years ago that it was put up here. If you'd like me not to put anymore here, say so, and I'll ignore it.:D I put them here in good faith and for the benefit of newer members. Next time, I'll check to see if one similar is already here.
Kryn

Keep them coming Kryn. Probably a few others on this forum who have a memory like mine and can handle repeats fairly regularly. Especially the good one's like that.
Cheers, Fred

[Sturdee]

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People in glass houses etc.


40th Birthday (http://www.woodworkforums.com/f17/40th-birthday-212403#post2009570)

and


40th Birthday surprise (http://www.woodworkforums.com/f17/40th-birthday-surprise-160668)

Keep it up Kryn.

Peter.

[Rodgera]

Kryn,
Done totally with tongue in cheek, please keep it up.
I'll say no more.

[KBs PensNmore]

If you'd like me not to put anymore here, say so, and I'll ignore it.:D Kryn That's why I put in this comment, also tongue in cheek, by the way I wasn't offended.:q I look at it this way, if they don't like it, don't read it.
Kryn

[AlexS]

There are no new jokes.

[rrich]

When looking at the dates, about every three years or so.

With a mind like mine I can remember the old stuff but not what I cooked for breakfast this morning.

When I mentioned the incident to the family at dinner, my then teenager immediately said of the Ferrari guy, "Can we invite him to dinner?" :D